“Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?”

well it was nice knowing you all

i have a friend who i came out to back in like december over facebook but she was at college and i saw her for like three minutes today and it wasn’t really awkward so that was pretty a+

i actually wish i could cry rn because i have SO MANY EMOTIONS and I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM so crying seems like the best option for some reason

livelongandbiteme:

green-blooded-computer:

HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!

#bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to…

fffcuk:

if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

i shouldn’t find everything you say so fucking adorable like you could recite a 75 page long instruction manual start to finish and i’d still probably think it’s the cutest thing ever

nathanieljosephruess:

LETS TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT BANDOM IS NEVER MENTIONED IN THOSE COMPREHENSIVE TUMBLR FANDOM LISTS ITS LIKE BANDOM IS THAT COUSIN IN JAIL THAT YOU DONT MENTION AT FAMILY REUNIONS